Dating Show: I Keep It Real, and Make Bai Lu Cry

Ye Ling is unexpectedly transported to a parallel world.

He joins Heart Signal and is paired up with the goddess Bai Lu.

While the other male contestants fawn over the women like crazy, practically putting them on pedestals, Ye Ling does everything he can to mess things up, acting like the ultimate clueless straight guy.

A simp is still a simp, and he'll never be one in this life.

Bai Lu: "Ye Ling, don't you know there's a woman in the car? You're not supposed to smoke!"

Ye Ling: "Sorry, my bad!"

The next second, Ye Ling asks Bai Lu to get out of the car.

Bai Lu: "..."

Bai Lu: "Ye Ling, my parents aren't home tonight. I want you to keep me company. But you have a promotion match. Which will you choose?"

Ye Ling thinks for a moment. "I'll play jungle... I'm insanely good with Lanling Wang..."

Bai Lu: "..."

His many outrageous clueless-straight-guy antics make Bai Lu burst into tears.

Netizens: "Someone, please save our goddess! Ye Ling is the ultimate romance killer..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.