Wagner: You Said We’d Be Free After the War, So Why Did You Found a Country?

"Once the war is over, you'll be free!" promised the person in charge of digging for clams.

Forced onto the battlefield, Lin Hao earns the nickname "Lin Shuangying."

"If the enemy doesn't deploy Lin Shuangying, we won't use nuclear weapons either!" said a senile Eagle Sauce president.

Ai Tian Wenxiong: "Daddy Eagle Sauce is right. Even those anti-Japanese war dramas don't make Lin Shuangying look this outrageous..."

The South Korean leader Yin Xueyi sneered: "According to our Korean experts, Lin Shuangying is a descendant of the Sun, and also my great-grandfather!"

Mo Laoxian: "Quick! Move the capital! Lin Shuangying is coming again!"

Baba Yang: "Quick, adjust the range of the nuclear missiles. Third Brother changed his address again!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.