Shocking! Eagle Sauce Warns Me Not to Support Big Bear

Biden: "The Eagle Federation House of Representatives has officially passed personal sanctions against Chu Jiangnan by a vote of 415 to 0. We strongly condemn Chu Jiangnan's unilateral support for Big Fur's improper actions!"

Chu Jiangnan: "Huh? I was just selling toys. How does that count as supporting Big Fur?"

Yasuda Brassiere: "We strongly protest Chu Jiangnan's mass production of mobile suits!"

Chu Jiangnan: "These are just oversized figurines. They're only a bit bigger than usual."

Wen Yinyin: "According to research by our experts in the Pickle Nation, Chu Jiangnan is one of our people, and belongs to my grandfather's generation."

Chu Jiangnan: "Having a grandson like that is the worst luck in eight generations."

Pakistan: "I hear Three Bro has moved its capital again?"

Chu Jiangnan: "This really has nothing to do with me. I was just asking for directions. Who knew they wouldn't answer and would even dare shoot back at me!"

Camel: "Young hero, your business is as conscientious as ever. Give us two more of those oversized firecrackers. We'll pay in red currency!"

Chu Jiangnan: "Sure, sure. The margin of error is just a little large, you know how it is!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.