I Said I Liked Cao Pi in Class, and Everyone Burst Out Laughing

Also known as This Streamer Is So Improper!

"Cao Pi is my favorite!"

"Why? Because Cao Pi had it great!"

"His dad was Cao Cao, so he was a rich kid! How could that not be awesome?"

Qin Zheng binds to a System and earns rewards whenever he gets people imagining things.

During a duo queue in League of Legends with a beautiful streamer:

Beautiful streamer: "You're picking Ashe while I'm playing Soraka?"

Qin Zheng: "I love you! I'm really good at carrying!!"

Beautiful streamer: "How about I play Lulu and you play Gnar?"

Qin Zheng: "Sure! I'm super fierce when I go Mega Gnar!"

Viewers: "???"

Commentating on CS:GO:

"NiKo has pushed into the heavily guarded B site all by himself. Nothing ventured, nothing gained!"

"ZywOo's got his big baguette out, creeping through the smoke. He's gone right up behind s1mple and given him a muscular injection!"

Comedy, lighthearted urban slice of life, special abilities

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.