Help! This Streamer's Driving Is Way Too Fast

"In Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Cao Pi is my favorite!"

"Why? Because Cao Pi had it great!"

"His dad was Cao Cao, so he was a rich kid! What's not to like?"

Qin Zheng bound himself to a System. As long as he got people imagining things, he could earn rewards.

While commentating on CS:GO:

"Niko has pushed alone into B, which is heavily defended by multiple players. As they say, nothing ventured, nothing gained!"

While duo-queuing in League of Legends with a beautiful streamer:

Beautiful streamer: "You're playing Ashe and I'm playing Soraka?"

Qin Zheng: "Love it! I'm an amazing carry!"

Beautiful streamer: "Then how about I play Lulu and you play Gnar?"

Qin Zheng: "Sure, I'm super strong after Gnar gets big!"

Viewers: "???"

A lighthearted, comedic urban slice-of-life story with a special ability.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.