Slurping Instant Noodles Outside a Construction Site, Is He Really a Heavenly Master?

As in her previous programs, host Bingbing set out to interview a passerby.

Then she spotted a handsome guy squatting by the construction site entrance, slurping instant noodles.

He must have a story!

Excited, Bingbing went over to interview him.

Question: How many years have you been in this line of work?

Answer: I'm twenty years old, and I've been in the business for fourteen years.

Bingbing: ?

Question: You can lift 300 kilograms with one hand. What do you do for a living?

Answer: I'm a Taoist priest.

Bingbing: ?

Question: What are you doing squatting at the construction site entrance?

Answer: I'm working overtime today.

Bingbing: ?

As filming continued and they learned more, Bingbing and the viewers' entire worldviews came crashing down!

He punches vengeful ghosts! Kicks demon kings! The King of Hell serves him tea and calls him big brother! A thousand-year-old zombie begs him for mercy!

Bingbing panics: "Mr. Xu, who are you, really?"

Xu Che: "Me? I'm currently a Celestial Master, in charge of the Taoist tradition across the Nine Provinces!"

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Wearing the Emperor of Earth robe, Houtu is my mother!

I summon divine beasts with my left hand, send sword beams flying with my right!

Even ghosts call me grandpa, and I kick demon kings around!

Where has the Celestial Master gone? To bring peace to the world!

Bragging, feel-good power fantasy, passionate, invincible, mythic.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.