Witches Call Me a Scumbag? Do Fairies Have No Mouths?

Name: Witches Call Me a Scumbag? Do Fairies Have No Mouths?
Author: A Bottle of Water

魔女们骂我渣男？仙女们没长嘴吗

by A Bottle of Water (一水瓶水一)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 9k Words
Genre: Fantasy
Subgenre: Xuanhuan
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Faloo

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Yan Cheji obtained the System.

Whenever someone called his name, his cultivation level increased!

Wouldn’t that call for making some big news?!

A villain’s epic show-off moment?

I’ll take a piece of that!

Huh, how did I end up getting him killed?

The protagonist has a major opportunity coming up?

I’ll take a piece of that too!

Sorry, how did I end up getting that opportunity?

Everyone: Damn, this sneaky bastard! I curse you a thousand times!

Yan Cheji: Thanks!

And when it comes to getting attention, what could beat making tabloid headlines with some beautiful older women?

And so, the witch fell for him. The fairy turned bad.

The women: You scumbag! We curse you ten thousand times every day!

Yan Cheji: Those are some great curses, ladies!

Then everyone joined forces. “Yan Cheji, let’s see where you can run!”

Yan Cheji: Run? Sorry, I’m invincible now!

In short, this is the story of a sneaky schemer who’s always trying to make big news as he swindles and deceives his way through the world of cultivation.

Comedy, wild imagination, scheming, satisfying power fantasy.

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is coincidental. Do not imitate.

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