Father's Love Is Like a Mountain, the Resentful Son of a Dad Born in the 90S

Ershit: "Dad, the teacher asked me to bring more meat to the plants, not more meat!" Old father: "This must be the problem you always describe. Plants are just plants. What about meat? What about my five pounds of pork?" Erpai: "The teacher said that I gave it away and it was not good to return it, so I made braised pork. The teacher asked you to pay attention next time." … Old father: "Happy birthday, son. Can you try the cake that dad made for you?" I smashed the knife and cut it, the cake was intact, but the knife was broken... Ersha: "Dad, cooking is done by talented people. This time the cooking was very good. Let's order takeout next time!" … Erpa: "Dad, I didn't do well in this exam. I could have gotten first place, but I didn't write the essay." Old father: "It's okay. First of all, sometimes we let others take the lead. We can't always be domineering, right? Let's work hard next time." Erza: "Dad, don't you want to know what composition I didn't write?" Old father: "What?" Er rolled his eyes: "My good father!" Luo Ze: "Damn it, Luo Wenyu is not a good father?" … This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.