Siheyuan: I Blast the Beasts in the Whole Courtyard!

He transmigrates into Silly Zhu from The Birds of the Siheyuan and binds himself to a God-Tier Choice System.

The more he goes head-to-head with all kinds of scoundrels, the richer his rewards.

Silly Zhu says he's done pretending and transforms into a righteous policeman!

He starts from the start by dressing down a wicked mother-in-law: You must have a guilty conscience to meddle in other people's business!

Qin Huairu? You want to set me up with someone? Get lost!

Third Master is sucking up to me? A weasel paying New Year's respects to a chicken never means well!

Since I've been reborn in the siheyuan, I might as well teach you scoundrels a lesson!!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.