Livestreaming Lightsaber Sales, and the Yanks Sanction Me

Su Chi transmigrated to Blue Star, took over a toy factory, and started selling products through livestreams.

At the latest online Star Wars launch, Lucas gave him a lightsaber replica as a gift. Su Chi asked if he could swap it for something else.

Host: ?

Su Chi: The lightsaber's great, but I have one too, and plenty more...

And after Su Chi finished showing off his lightsabers,

Director Lucas: Good grief, you know more about lightsabers than I do!

Zeng Yuqun of CATL: Powered by a nanobattery! Absolutely terrifying!

The Longguo Academy of Sciences: Hold on, you call this thing a toy?

The Eagle Country: This man must be put on the sanctions list!

Longguo: You're really going to sanction someone who sells toys?

At the UN General Assembly, the Eagle Country delegate slammed the table and roared.

"Have you no shame? That thing can slice an aircraft carrier in half, and you call it a toy?"

"Besides, who could possibly handle a toy like that!!!"

Other countries: "The Eagle Country is right. Sanction him!"

Longguo: ...

Just then, Su Chi pulled out a Superman shield.

"I might be able to give it a try!"

Longguo: Shut your mouth!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.