All This for Sweet Potato Liquor, and You Call That a Mortar?

After transmigrating into a crossover world combining "Bright Sword", "Snow Leopard", and "My Chief, My Regiment", Wang Chengzhu is dumbfounded when he gets the Ultimate Sign-In System.

Ding! Sign-in at Cangyun Ridge successful. Obtained 10 Type 92 infantry guns.

"Once the war's over, I'll reward you with half a jin of sweet potato liquor!"

"Commander, that's not enough."

"Damn it, why don't you know to conserve your shells?"

"It's not that I don't have enough shells. I mean half a jin isn't enough."

After a series of thunderous explosions, Li Yunlong is dug out of the ground. The first thing he says when he sees Wang Chengzhu is, "You call that a goddamn mortar?"

Ding! Sign-in at Ping'an County successful. Obtained 10 Italian cannons.

Ding! Sign-in at Laiyang County successful. Obtained 20 antitank guns.

Ding! Sign-in at Zhanda successful. Obtained 30 Krupp 1903 field guns.

System, are you messing with me? I only went for a swim in the Pacific because I was hot, and you gave me a 406 mm naval gun?

And you threw in an Iowa-class battleship to go with it?

As the man behind Li Yunlong, Wang Chengzhu's name has resounded through the heavens...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.