This Is All Compulsory Education, How Can You Be so Tough?

Congratulations to the host for awakening the Emperor System. From now on: you don't have to look back when you hit the south wall, and you don't have to give up when you see the Yellow River. The stick among the fools, the stupid green among the iron-headed children? Neighbors: This kid has been tough since he was a kid. Others are born at ten months, but not him. He will be born at eight months. Big goose: Once upon a time, I was also the boss of the three rural tyrants. Until one day, I met a little baby who walked crookedly. I swear I really just wanted to flap my wings, and he put his arm around my neck and wanted to beat both my brothers alone. In the end, he lost and we were both gone. Dog: They say if a dog bites you, you can bite it back. I believed it and bared my teeth at him. He didn't bite me, but he stewed me in the afternoon. Teacher: Can you believe that he confessed his love to girls in front of the whole school, and threatened me that my legs would become weak after standing on the roof for a long time. Father: Can I still have this child? He even threatened me. If you die, bury me and my mother separately. Bury me as far away as possible. Protagonist: The wind was blowing hard, the rain was pouring, and it was another beautiful day. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.