Genshin Impact: You Asked Me to Defend the Ring, and I Made Klee Cry

After transmigrating to Teyvat, Xia Luo binds himself to the Infinite Arena System and becomes an arena champion, randomly challenging one character each day.

From then on, Xia Luo is forced down a path of mercilessly beating up pretty girls, with no turning back.

“Ding! Klee has been invited to the arena. Host, use your sandbag-sized fists to give her a pair of black eyes.”

“Ding! Nahida has been invited to the arena. Host, use the Sunflower Acupoint-Pressing Technique to strike her Tianzong acupoint.”

“Ding! Yae Miko has been invited to the arena. Host, use your deadly scissor legs to capture your opponent.”

“...”

Looking at the one ridiculous mission after another issued by the Infinite Arena System, Xia Luo is dumbfounded.

“System, if you want me dead, just say so.”

Soon, all the female characters go completely mad.

Klee, sporting a pair of black eyes: “I’m so cute, and this guy went straight for my eye sockets!”

Yae Miko rubs her leg: “My Kitsune bloodline makes me less than human, but I never thought this guy would be even less human than me.”

One day, Xia Luo looks across the arena at Raiden Ei, the supreme ruler of Inazuma, and rubs his hands together.

“System, hurry up and give me a mission!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.