Male Nanny Subscription Service Center

The male nanny subscription service has three unwritten rules. Callers, please listen carefully:

1. The service has three star male nannies: a sunny hunk, a muscular beefcake, and a gentle man with glasses. Assignments are random, and clients cannot choose.

2. Don't ask about their abilities. You won't know how professional they are until you try them out.

3. The operator has a fiery temper, so don't provoke her. She'll eat you alive...

Oh, and...

If you hear someone knocking and singing the nursery rhyme "Little Bunny, Open the Door," don't panic. Take a deep breath...

Congratulations, you've earned the right to know the fourth rule:

4. Lucky ones, close your eyes. The four of us will take you on a little trip to the depths of hell.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.