Me, the Lazy Chat Companion, Taking One Client a Day!

Jiang Hui transmigrates to a parallel world and activates the Wish Fulfillment System.

Most people want luxury cars and mansions, but he treats the System like an HR department and asks it to find him a job!

He has only two requirements: enough to eat, and no need to leave the house.

Ding! Wish granted.

And so, the most shameless online chat companion on the internet is born!

Relationship problems? He tells them to break up! Marital arguments? He points them straight to the civil affairs bureau!

???? The clients are left utterly baffled.

During one session, he uses a song to heal a young girl's broken heart. They're deep in the moment...

Then midnight strikes, and the chat companion logs off right on time?

The young girl's mood goes up, down, down, down, down.

Reba shows up. The day before, he was laying on the sweetness: "Sweetie, you're so adorable. Sweetie, you're so beautiful."

The next day, he blocks her number. The beauty takes to the entire internet, crying that she met a jerk!

Netizens: "You should be grateful. At least he called you Sweetie."

Yang Mi: "You jerk, we're breaking up!"

Liu Yifei: "Am I not your favorite little piggy anymore?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.