Metropolis: No, No, I Really Don't Know How to Wear a Golden Bell

This book is also called: Please Believe in Science, I Really Don't Know My Immortality, I Really Don't Know Martial Arts "Now, let's invite the famous science expert Xu Qing to come to the stage to speak!" "Please believe in science! I really don't know how to do the Golden Bell Jar or the Powerful Vajra Palm! I'm just an ordinary Taoist priest! As for punching through the wall with one punch, it's sheer nonsense!" "Taoist Xu Qing, some people say that you can fly with a sword. Is it true?" "This is even more nonsense! I'm just imitating how airplanes and birds fly. From a scientific point of view, flying like this is feasible! It's normal to control a sword!" "Then Taoist Xu Qing, some people say that you can decapitate people and regenerate them. Is it true?" "Don't believe this! It's a medical technology to make people beheaded and regenerated. I just happened to master it! Besides, it's extremely difficult to regenerate a decapitated head. You must be careful not to be decapitated!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.