I Make up History to Control the Global Cultural Desert

——"Your kimchi? Please, figure it out, we made it thousands of years ago. It's just that after the common people cooked it and fed it to the pigs, and then the pigs didn't eat it, who would have known that you plagiarized it and still treated it as a treasure. " ——"Strongly demand the expulsion of Yi Chubang!" "Please, it's you who want to give it, but I haven't asked for it yet! What's the point of getting a lowly job!" "During the Tang Dynasty, Goryeo was defeated and was given a lowly status by the Emperor of Tang. He was a slave forever. I didn't expect you to forget your roots so easily." "I have the information and videos here. I will help you apply to the United Nations later and let history return to its origins!" ——"The twelve bronze animal heads are just toys made by folk craftsmen for children. It is ridiculous that your ancestors snatched them as treasures." "Don't believe it? I have genuine historical data to prove it!" "Otherwise, I'll take a small loss and take the 10,000 euros. At least this pile of scrap metal still has some historical value." Sorry, my system can adapt history and specialize in managing cultural desert no man's land like you. Am I talking nonsense? I don't want Bilian? It was you who started talking nonsense, not Bilian! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.