This Streamer Is So Arrestable, Every Single Fan Is a Cop

Yu Ling transmigrates to Blue Star and nearly starves to death there.

Luckily, he awakens his System just in time!

But... this System is a little shady.

Please have the Host become an anti-scam streamer and teach viewers how to commit telecom fraud.

Please use crooked gambling tricks to thoroughly fool everyone during an anti-gambling campaign.

While working as a security guard at a bank, discuss with your coworkers how to rob it, and make sure your arguments are sound!

When Yu Ling completed these tasks one after another,

the police couldn't sit still!

Ding! The Modu Police are following you!

Ding! The Shanghu Police are following you!

Modu Police: Comrade, please come to the station and file a report.

Shanghu Police: Comrade, we heard you're extremely skilled at killing. Come help us solve a case!

After these events successfully attracted the police's attention,

the System went straight for the big one.

Please teach viewers how to make counterfeit US dollars!

Eagle Sauce: ??? Just say you want me dead already!!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.