First Lesson of the School Year: I Teach Students to Make a Nuclear Bomb at Home

Yu Ling is in charge of the first class of the school year, having just arrived at the school.

The classroom is packed with teachers, students, and renowned professors from other universities.

As soon as Yu Ling takes the stage, he hands the students a book titled From Beginner to Expert: Building an Atomic Bomb.

Everyone is dumbfounded. ??? What are you doing? You're a chemical engineering teacher. Are you going to teach students how to make atomic bombs at home?

As everyone looks on in confusion, Yu Ling calmly says:

"Making an atomic bomb at home is easy. All you need is a pair of hands!"

Someone immediately asks, "What about nuclear radiation? How do you make sure it's safe?"

Yu Ling: "What era are you living in, still messing around with traditional nuclear fusion?"

A month later, only a handful of countries around the world possess nuclear weapons.

But of all the households in the world with nuclear weapons, 99.9 percent are in China!

Yu Ling: "Now that everyone knows how to make an atomic bomb at home..."

"Then it's time for the hydrogen bomb, right?"

The Eagle: ??? If you want me dead, just say so!!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.