A Nursing Home for the Post-90s Generation Exposed: No Idlers Allowed

The world of the future, 25 years from now.

To learn about the current state of retirement, a show observing two generations of retirees is now airing.

The program selects one retirement home for people born in the 1980s and another for those born in the 1990s, then livestreams their lives to compare the differences.

The retirement home for the 1980s generation is quiet and cold, with a lifeless atmosphere.

But when they arrive at the Sunset Glow Retirement Home for the 1990s generation, everything takes a sudden turn!

Host: "Sir, what are your secrets to a long life?"

Grandpa Zhang: "Smoke, drink, eat fatty meat, stay up late and get up late, don't exercise, and make friends with plenty of women."

Grandpa Song: "I look at beautiful girls every day. Not for any other reason, just to keep myself in a good mood."

Riot-control drill.

Grandpa Xu stands with his hands in his pockets, wearing a beret and smoking a cigar:

"Everybody get down. I'll carry this round!"

Midnight.

Grandpa Ge puts on his blue-light headphones and transforms into DJ Old Geezer, kicking off a midnight party:

"Let me see you wave your hands! Go! Go!"

Final verdict: The Sunset Glow Retirement Home has no room for slackers.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.