Nursing Home for Post-90s Revealed: No Idlers Allowed Here

The future, 25 years from now.

A two-generation retirement program is airing to explore the state of elder care today.

The show selects two retirement homes, one for people born in the 1980s and one for those born in the 1990s, and livestreams their different retirement lifestyles.

The retirement home for the 1980s generation is silent and bleak, with no signs of life.

But when they arrive at the Sunset Glow Retirement Home for the 1990s generation, everything takes a sudden turn!

Host: Sir, what's your secret to a long life?

Grandpa Zhang: Smoke, drink, eat fatty meat, go to bed early, get up late, don't exercise, and make friends with the opposite sex!

Grandpa Song: I look at pretty girls every day. Not for any other reason, just to keep myself happy.

Riot-control drill.

Grandpa Xu stands with his hands in his pockets, wearing a beret and full tactical gear, a cigar in his mouth:

"Everybody get down. I've got this one!"

Midnight.

Grandpa Ge puts on his blue-light headphones and transforms into DJ Old Timer, kicking off a midnight rave:

"Let me see those hands in the air! GO! GO! Let's go!"

In conclusion, the Sunset Glow Retirement Home has no room for idlers.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.