I Have a Clumsy Mouth and Bought the School After Dropping Out.

Wu Di, an ordinary senior high school student, accidentally told a joke. So, the dark prophecy system was bound and the mouth was opened. Incarnate as a messenger of darkness, madly attracting hatred, making people laugh and cry, and being constantly funny. A school bully: If you dare to steal my girl, I will destroy you! Wu Di: Don't be arrogant, be careful of talking nonsense! A principal: Our school does not accept lewd girls, they will be expelled! Wu Di: I bought the school, are you willing? A rich man: I'm not interested in money. Wu Di: It's okay, don't beep, be careful of flashing your tongue A certain star: I am a breath of fresh air in the entertainment industry! Wu Di: Your affair with a famous lady hasn't been revealed yet? A certain master: My Huafa is unrivaled in the world! Wu Di: Remember to buy insurance before going into the ring. After all, you will be walking straight. ... "Ding! The dark prophecy system is activated! Bad things will come true as soon as you say them, and you will definitely be hit!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.