American Comics: You Asked Me to Teach History, but I’m Introducing Cthulhu

When Lin Yan woke up, he discovered that he had somehow transmigrated to the incredibly dangerous Marvel Universe and become a history scholar, about to go onstage and praise the glorious hundred-year history of the United States.

Wait! The country has only been around for a little over two hundred years. What glorious history could a country with no cultural heritage possibly have? Human trafficking, or massacring the native people?

Just as Lin Yan was chafing at the thought, he suddenly awakened the Cthulhu Mythos Education System. As long as he taught others about the Cthulhu Mythos, the things he taught would become real, and he would gain their power.

What’s there to say about American history? Let me tell you about the myths and legends of the ancient past instead!

Cthulhu, Lord of R'lyeh, sleeping in the depths of the endless sea.

Hastur, the King in Yellow, enthroned among the distant stars.

Thanos: “When did Earth get all these terrifying evil gods? Compared to them, I’m a nobody!”

OOA: “Can someone tell me what Azathoth is? Why did he defeat me in an instant in my own universe?!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.