Start with 100,000 Dead Soldiers and Subvert the Peninsula

Four-star press conference.... Reporter: "As far as we know, the five-star president was kidnapped by his bodyguards. What happened?" Four-star spokesperson: "No, our president was just invited by the bodyguard to take a look at the sea." Reporter: "As far as we know, the eldest princess who paid the ransom was kidnapped by the security guards following her." Four-star spokesperson: "Security, throw this person out immediately." Li Daotian: "I declare that I am responsible for the matter of the four-star president." Top people from all walks of life: "No, Mr. Li is the godfather of charity and would never do such a thing." Many years later, Li Daotian took many actresses on a ship to have a carnival. The leader of the peninsula decided to launch missiles to sink the ship. Li Daotian smiled charmingly: "The person who gave the order is my person, the one who opened the door is my person, and the person who launched the missile is still my person. What are you going to fight with me for?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.