Supernatural: Died a Violent Death from the Start, Borrowing Yin Lifespan from Ghosts

I'm a Daoist. After attaining the Dao, I entered the mortal world to temper my heart and opened a shop specializing in feng shui supplies.

Unfortunately, I have a gambling addict for a father. To pay off his debts, I can only help a rich merchant bring his daughter back to life, sell ghosts and gods for profit, and fulfill all kinds of bizarre wishes for strange people.

As a result, my store of good karma runs dangerously low, and I die a violent death. To prolong my life, I borrow years from a ghost. Before long, a ghost bride takes a fancy to me and insists I become her husband.

And so I start galloping right along the edge of losing control.

The dead come back to life and kill their whole family.

The entire family turns into vengeful ghosts and comes to thank me: “Thank you for reuniting our whole family, all together, no matter what it took.”

“For my goddess, I'd trade bodies with a dog.” Not long after, the lovesick fool cries, “I want to be human again! The dog used my body to steal my goddess from me!”

Ghost Bride: “You're a demon, and I'm a ghost. We're a perfect match. I've decided: starting today, you're my husband.”

“If you dare object, I'll castrate you, shove the filthy bits into your mouth, and slowly choke you to death.”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.