I Sold Wheelchairs at the Gym and Talked Re Ba into Going Lame

Chen Qian transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes an idle street punk. Then he suddenly awakens the God-Tier Sales System.

Beginner mission: Go to a gym and sell a wheelchair to someone working out.

Chen Qian: "???"

The viewers don't believe Chen Qian can sell a wheelchair at a gym, and neither does Reba.

With a few moves, Chen Qian has Reba gratefully rolling away in a wheelchair.

Reba: "Thanks, Chen Qian. Otherwise, I would've been done for."

Then come increasingly bizarre missions.

A highway has been detected ahead. Some hooligans on modified scooters are passing by. Sell them a three-piece funeral set.

The Great Wall is under repair. Sell tiles to the crew renovating it.

The disease control department is eliminating pests. Sell them contraceptive pills.

Chen Qian can handle all these suicidal missions, until...

A fighter jet is undergoing a test flight. Trade a toy plane for the real thing.

Watching Chen Qian pull off deal after deal, netizens are dumbfounded: "Good grief! Other people sell things for money, but he sells things for his life!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.