Siheyuan: From the Start, My Beautiful Wife Poisoned Me to Death

From the start, the original owner was poisoned to death by his despairing, obedient wife!

Chen Qi, a "top player" from League of Legends' Zu'an server, is completely bewildered:

"Wait, what does my trash-talking in League of Legends have to do with this courtyard? Does it? Seriously, does it???"

But Chen Qi soon discovers the fun this world has to offer.

"Hey, Jia Zhangshi, you're not dead? Get up and keep arguing with me. Let's fight until dawn!"

"Here you are, Silly Zhu! What do you want me to call you today? Go on, say it!"

"What, you want to throw hands? Come on, hit me as hard as you can. Honey, let's go pick up a bicycle tomorrow!"

"Stickman, the Saint of Stealing, why do I enjoy messing with you so much, whether you've done anything or not? This world is just too boring!"

Chen Qi doesn't know why other transmigrators who arrive in the courtyard don't want to deal with these pests.

But to him, they're one of the few sources of fun in this boring world!

I can't lift a thing, can't carry a thing. Brush against me and I'll get hurt; touch me and I'll die.

Take the initiative, be shameless, and become the strongest King!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.