Showbiz: I've Lived for Five Thousand Years, and Reba Exposed Me

Su Ye once sat and discussed the Dao with the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors.

He also helped Cang Jie create writing.

When Yu the Great controlled the floods, Su Ye split a mountain with a single point of his finger.

When the Heavenly Mandate sent the black bird down to establish the Shang Dynasty, one man stood atop the bird.

He once guided King Wen in creating the Book of Changes, and sent Laozi through Hangu Pass on a green ox, waving his hand to send three thousand miles of purple mist after him.

When Confucius became a sage, Su Ye opened the way with a single point of his mighty righteous qi.

The immortal Qin Shi Huang sought was Su Ye.

He once gave Zhang Liang, Ge Xuan, and Zhang Jiao heavenly books, and passed the Eight Formation Diagram to Zhuge Liang.

He drank and sang with Li Bai, rode the wind to return with Su Dongpo, got drunk and raised a lamp to inspect his sword with Xin Qiji, and watched Liu Bowen sever the world's dragon veins with a single sword.

He even drank and composed three hundred poems with literary masters of the Republic of China, and personally slaughtered ten thousand Japanese invaders.

Now, he is simply the village chief of a village on the outskirts of Hangzhou, leading the villagers toward prosperity. He keeps a low profile for a hundred years, so he can show his old friends this flourishing world.

Then Season Seven of Mushroom House comes to film in the village, where they meet Reba, who is relentlessly pursuing Su Ye.

Su Ye has lived for five thousand years, and his secret is exposed.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.