You Asked Me to Collect Scrap, So Why Did I Bring Back an Aircraft Carrier?

Ye Bufan is reborn at a time when his father has been crippled in an accident, his family is dirt poor and buried in debt, and they cannot afford to send their children to school.

As hardship closes in, Ye Bufan, reborn into a new life, starts out collecting scrap.

A huge piece of yellow rosewood table leg for thirty cents. A rosewood Eight Immortals table for twenty yuan.

Bought.

A painting by Tang Bohu for twenty yuan.

Bought.

Two yuan for a Ge ware vase with ice-crackle glaze.

Bought.

A rough piece of imperial green jadeite for just thirty yuan.

Bought!

A Xuande incense burner being sold as scrap metal?

Bought!

A decommissioned heavy truck from Big Mao, two thousand jin of grain to haul, and a plane with five hundred tons of canned food.

Bought!

A big ship from Little Mao, going for just five thousand tons of canned food. Taking it!

Bought!

Ye Bufan takes one look and blurts out, “Holy crap, isn’t that an aircraft carrier?”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.