Whoever Uses This Piece of Junk Weapon Is Asking for Social Death

Xu Mo transmigrates and binds himself to a black-tech weapons System.

But the weapons made through the System seem a little... improper.

Their side effects always leave their users dying of embarrassment on the spot.

Take the Phoenix Dance Twin Daggers, for example. When their power is off, they are no different from ordinary daggers apart from being sharp.

But once their burning mode is activated, their blades can maintain a terrifying temperature of 6,000 degrees.

They also come with an STR biological field, giving the user a blood-boiling buff that triples their strength for a short time.

But since the blood boils throughout the entire body, when you fight an enemy with the daggers, you might be hacking away when you suddenly realize you're hard.

The Angel Hunter Crossbow comes with an SPD field that can triple the user's neural response speed through bioelectricity.

Its side effect is that once you're done using it, you'll get zapped until your mouth twists to one side and your eyes go crooked. You'll walk with your left hand showing six, your right showing seven, your left shoulder high, your right shoulder low, your left foot tracing circles and your right foot kicking.

You'll look like you have cerebral palsy.

There are countless other black-tech weapons like these, and their embarrassment factor is off the charts.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.