The End of the World Really Wasn't My Doing

"How are the troops assembling?"

"Reporting in: One hundred thousand ground troops have assembled!"

"Reporting in: Fifty thousand armored vehicles have assembled!"

"Reporting in: Five thousand fighter jets have reached their designated airspace and are on patrol!"

"Reporting in: Fifty carrier strike groups are in position offshore!"

"Reporting in: Tens of thousands of strategic missiles are locked onto their targets!"

"Good. Then begin the trial!"

Meanwhile, at the International Court of Justice:

"Next, the defendant's charges will be read aloud."

"The defendant, Xu Mo, caused a bioterror crisis, unleashed Xenomorphs, brought in a Chitauri army and the Transformers, and revived vampires."

"He awakened the sleeping Atlantis."

"He awakened creatures from the Earth's core, including Godzilla, King of the Monsters, and Ghidorah, the world-ending monster."

"He brought the overlord of the universe, Thanos; the Darkseid, master of darkness; and Dormammu, lord of the Dark Dimension."

"He caused immeasurable economic damage and more than three billion deaths."

"Dozens of countries were wiped off the map."

"..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.