Showbiz: The Backing Track Starts, and You're Eating Instant Noodles on Stage

After retiring from the music industry, breakout singer Su Chi spent ten years slacking off. Then he suddenly awakened the Abstract Superstar System and decided to make a comeback.

He joins a variety show, and on the very first day, the program livestreams the Golden Melody Awards ceremony.

The venue is packed with celebrities, all hoping to catch a glimpse of the once-famous Song God.

But who could have guessed that Su Chi would show up in a suit and tie, eating instant noodles as he takes the stage to present an award?

The whole internet loses it! Su Chi shoots straight to the top of the trending charts!

"Su Chi's all suited up, but he's carrying a plastic bag with a hot dog and a marinated egg inside!"

"The backing track starts, and all the celebrities in the audience sing for Su Chi, while the guy's still slurping noodles!"

"The awards ceremony just ended, and you're off to a club to relax?"

In the variety shows that follow, Su Chi pulls all kinds of stunts, completely derailing the whole genre.

"You call him the Song God? He's clearly the God of Absurdity!"

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