You're a Singing God, So Why Aren't You Singing? You're Sitting on Stage Eating Instant Noodles?

After leaving the music industry, chart-topping singer Su Chi spent ten years doing nothing. Then he suddenly awakened the Abstract Superstar System and decided to make a comeback.

He joined a variety show, and on the very first day, they livestreamed the Golden Melody Awards ceremony.

The venue was packed with celebrities and stars, all hoping to see the legendary singer once more.

But who would have thought that Su Chi would show up in a suit and tie, eating instant noodles as he walked onto the stage?

The whole internet went wild! Su Chi shot straight to the top of the trending searches!

“Su Chi’s in a suit and tie, carrying a plastic bag with sausages and a braised egg inside!”

“The backing track started, and every celebrity in the room sang for Su Chi, but the guy was still slurping his noodles!”

“The awards ceremony just ended, and you’re going to a club to unwind?”

In the variety shows that followed, he pulled more and more outrageous stunts, completely derailing the whole genre.

“Brother Su Chi used to be so dashing and elegant, as handsome as a tree... Uh, forget I said that!”

“Of course the God of Songs is extraordinary... Uh, I mean, extraordinarily abstract!”

“Hey, hey, how did Su Chi get so ridiculous? ...Heh, I think I like him even more now!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.