Showbiz: Starting with the Electronic Chicken Plague, I Roast the Entire Internet

Guan Le transmigrates to a parallel world, becoming a down-and-out entertainer whom everyone despises.

Luckily, he awakens the Unconventional System and turns into a mudslide in the entertainment industry!

The entertainment industry is a circle. While some people want to settle down in it, I insist on stirring things up, and I’ll do it in every possible way!

You tell me to cover “Only You Are Beautiful,” and I show up with a middle part, overalls, and a basketball? What exactly are you trying to say?

You tell me to attend my mentor’s funeral, then say I can’t dance? But I’m pretty good at performing a spirit-medium ritual, aren’t I?

Hua Chenyu releases “Cancer,” and you, Guan Le, release “Wa Coffee”? You’re even more inventive than a mage!

What’s “Seven Miles Kun”? And what the heck is “Litang HOOD”? Is “MR Tractor” going a bit too far?

Just when everyone thinks Guan Le only knows how to pull stunts, he releases “In the Name of the Father,” a song that reaches the very pinnacle of Chinese pop music.

Years later, people realize that everyone Guan Le has roasted has gone on to secure an unshakable place in the Chinese entertainment industry.

Influencers: What do you mean, “show off your legs in a tights change outfit”? Guan Le is the real secret to going viral?

Absurdists: Even Bringing Senior Brother Along couldn’t pull this off!

Entertainers: Guan Le, could you roast me one more time?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.