Rule Horror: This System Is Kind of a Jerk

Lin Feng transmigrates into a world of supernatural horror, where he is thrown into an unsolvable horror scenario from the start.

And this System seems to be just a little bit of a jerk.

Lin Feng: System, I want to exchange for a forbidden item.

System: Beep beep! Choose from the following:

Stun baton: Bzzzt, bzzzt! I'm no ordinary stick-shaped item. Will anyone I shock get twice as addicted to the internet?

School bell: Ding, ding, ding! Sunflower Class is now in session! Will anyone who hears the bell feel their inner top student awaken?

Lin Feng: A haunted academy? You think I can't handle you?

Teacher's cane: Whack, whack, whack! Disobedient kids will get their bottoms spanked! How Is Steel Tempered?

Lin Feng: Sakura girl, please beat me hard with the cane!

Sakura girl: ????????

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.