Showbiz: You Say I'm Arrogant? Maybe You're Just Useless!

Lin Zhe transmigrates to a parallel world and obtains the All Trades, All Awesome System. He discovers that he's on the show Cross-Border Champion, where he can crush everyone at any kind of crossover challenge. He's awesome beyond limits!

Lin Zhe: "I don't sing because you wouldn't be able to cover the songs I write."

Lin Zhe: "I don't compose music because I know, like, a tiny bit about every instrument!"

Lin Zhe: "I never do calligraphy, because my writing looks so real that I got arrested for it."

Song Zu'e: "The national music grandmaster personally named him the sole heir to traditional music?"

Zhao Xiaogu: "Paintings and calligraphy were stolen from the museum, and the police showed up at my door with two pieces of his writing!"

Boss Yang: "The God of Song ended up in the ICU after singing your song?"

Hua Chenyu: "So cocky? I refuse to believe there's anything he can't do! I want to compete with him in going totally nuts!"

Lin Zhe: "Could it be that I'm not too cocky, but you're just too useless?"

As Lin Zhe keeps bringing out one astonishing talent after another, the audience is left speechless.

Finally, they come up with one thing to say:

"Lin Zhe, if you're so awesome, why don't you lead Dongguo's national soccer team to win the World Cup?!"

And then...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.