Streamer, Keep It Down! Even the Government Can't Keep Up with Your Lies!

To make the express delivery company founded by the four powerful figures who raised him flourish, Qiao Yu starts livestreaming to sell products. One piece of incredible technology after another makes its debut, and the whole world panics.

A portal that can send you anywhere; a giant shipping box that can fit an entire tank division; an all-purpose mech that can deliver packages across the harshest terrain; a treatment pod that can bring the dead back to life and restore flesh to bare bones...

The whole world panics, and Eagle Sauce is scared out of its wits.

Transport Bureau: "Um, the portal is just special effects. Really, believe us! We have tons of videos like that here!"

Postal Bureau: "What giant shipping box? That's just a special-effects video. It's nothing more than a slightly oversized box!"

Military: "A mech? That's just a toy, a collectible figurine!"

Medical Bureau: "A treatment pod? Nothing like that exists. We once brought out the skeleton of someone who'd been dead for a hundred years. Guess what? Not a twitch!"

Then one day, Qiao Yu lists a spaceship that can instantly take in over a hundred troops, fully equipped, and teleport them anywhere.

Strategic Misinformation Bureau: "Streamer, tone it down! The country really can't keep up the cover story anymore!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.