CSGO: Accused of Cheating? I'll Prove Myself as a Pro

"What? Two hundred bucks for one game?"

As an amateur booster, Wei Yu is tempted.

But this game is anything but a walk in the park. It's a gathering of legends and lovable fools.

On his team is a "Dao Bro" from Douyin, which is currently all the rage.

The famous General MacArthur once said, "You are indeed strong! But what if, and I mean what if, my Dao Bro tossed a flashbang onto the sand? How would you respond then?"

The other team is an even more chaotic mix!

They've got three hilarious characters together: Qiezi, Ququ, and Wang Xishun.

Qiezi: "I died before I even saw anyone?"

Ququ: "I feel like I've always lived in his shadow!"

Wang Xishun: "That guy's definitely cheating! If you disagree, I'll just say, 'Yeah, sure, whatever!'"

Simple: "I'm really looking forward to facing him! He's truly the best entry fragger I've ever seen!"

Monesy: "Next to him, I feel like a real kid!"

Niko: "Nobody wants to play Inferno with Wei Yu because he can't throw utility at all!"

The Director: "I think he knows more about hairstyles than I do!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.