I Asked You to Promote Dai Clothing, Not Dress Like a Bandit

What's it like having a childhood friend who's completely wild? Lin Feng knows all too well.

He goes traveling with Dong Yueyue, and they're supposed to promote Dai clothing.

But when Dong Yueyue puts it on, she looks like a bandit instead.

She carries an umbrella, yet somehow walks around as if she's holding a broadsword.

Dong Yueyue: "I have to say, this Dai outfit really suits me. Even a loser like me looks like a bandit in it."

Lin Feng: "It's Dai clothing, not bandit clothing. Watch out, or the owner might chop you up."

When Lin Feng buys Dong Yueyue flowers, she complains that cauliflower would be more useful.

When he goes out in new clothes, she asks if he's found himself a mistress.

When Lin Feng goes on a blind date, Dong Yueyue beats up his date.

"We're childhood friends, not a lovey-dovey couple."

"What, are you too good to date me, Dong Yueyue?"

It was supposed to be a sweet romance, so why does it never work out when Dong Yueyue's involved?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.