Three Kingdoms: Dong Zhuo Is Powerful, Yet Far Too Cautious

After transmigrating, he becomes Dong Zhuo. Not wanting to get stabbed to death, he has no choice but to take the cautious-and-cowardly path.

He always keeps three sets of armor nearby: one to wear, one as a spare,

and one as a backup in case the spare goes missing.

He even confiscates Lu Bu's Red Hare and Sky Piercer.

Diao Chan, the Qiao sisters, Zhen Mi, Sun Shangxiang: all kept as spares. Is that too many? Not at all!

His generals say, "Prime Minister, you already hold the titles of Imperial Axe, Imperial Emissary, Grand Commander of All Military Affairs, Minister of the Secretariat, and Prime Minister;

you also enjoy the privileges of not being called by name when granted an audience, not having to hurry when entering court, wearing your sword and shoes in the palace, and receiving the Nine Bestowments. You're also the Great Poet of the Han;

and the great Eastern Han strategist, revolutionary, and politician, the direct founder and leader of the Han people's empire that never sees the sun set;

a peerless hero who leads the sons of the Han to conquer the world and rule all under heaven!

Why haven't you declared yourself emperor yet?"

Dong Zhuo says, "No rush. More concubines, more blessings. First, I'll keep a few beauties from Japan as spares."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.