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Ding, ding ding ding ding... "Hello, this is Bragging Company. I am Niu Chun, a senior emotional expert. How can I help you?" "Are you an expert? My daughter is broken up in love and needs psychological treatment. Can you provide door-to-door services?" "Okay." "How much does it cost?" "I'll give you a 0.1% Discount. It's 3,000 yuan." "It's so expensive! Can I get a discount?" "It cannot be less, Ms. Li. I am the chief emotional expert of the United Nations and I have already given you a discount. If it is less, I will drink the northwest wind. Don't worry, with my 30 years of emotional experience, the service will definitely guarantee your satisfaction. It is more effective than seeing ten psychiatrists." "Okay, let the expert come as soon as possible." "Okay, I'll be there in five minutes." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.