Eerie: I Transmigrated Into a Book, and It's About Eunuchs?

He transmigrates into a book he wrote himself, only to find it's an abandoned story.

"Transmigrating into a book is one thing, but why am I some nobody?"

"Damn, I never even wrote the story before the male lead shows up!"

"Other people who transmigrate into books can get a head start on all the good stuff, but I don't even know where any of it is!"

"Damn it! Why did I abandon the story in the first place?"

Newbie mission loaded. Entering the eerie space...

???

It's starting already?

Where's the System?

System, help me out!

Congratulations! You have drawn the "?"-rank talent, Heartsteel. Check it out for yourself.

Captain: Take it slow, everyone. Don't alert the eerie creatures! Lu Ren, what are you doing? Don't draw them over...

Teammate: Captain... is that thing a person or an eerie creature? Why is it chasing the eerie ones...

Lu Ren: Don't run, eerie bro! Let me touch you!

Eerie Creature No. 1: L-Lu Ren? I didn't see your ID at first. I haven't even turned off the gas at home...

Eerie Creature No. 2: Holy crap, Lu Ren! Bro, the exit is that way! I've got old eerie folks at home and little eerie ones to feed. Let me go...

Eerie Boss: D-don't come any closer... Forget it, I'll just blow myself up...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.