Livestream: It Begins When I Spot a Super-Green Hat on a Viewer

Lin Xuan gets an Appraisal System and becomes a review streamer. One viewer actually asks him to appraise his girlfriend.

After seeing the System's appraisal results, Lin Xuan offers his sympathy and some advice.

"Bro, your ride has had at least forty previous owners, plus two secret ones."

"With over forty owners, she's not just a public bus anymore. She's practically a subway car."

"The headlights, including the front end, have been replaced at least twice, and the engine's had eight major overhauls."

"Apart from the three main components, there's not a single genuine part on the outside."

The viewer is furious and can't believe it. How could his pure, unattainable dream girl be so awful?

After putting her to the test, the viewer is successfully fooled by all the bells and whistles.

At the wedding, more than a dozen brothers who had fought in the same trenches raise their glasses to the viewer.

"Bottoms up!"

"I've already had my turn!"

"We'll get another chance later!"

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.