I Review Things, and You Want Me to Review Your Girlfriend?

Lin Xuan gets an Appraisal System and becomes a review streamer. One viewer even asks him to appraise his girlfriend.

After seeing the System's appraisal results, Lin Xuan offers his sympathies and advice.

"Bro, this ride has had at least forty previous owners, and two of them were mute."

"With more than forty owners, it's not just a public bus anymore. It's practically a subway car."

"The headlights and the front end have each been replaced at least twice, and the engine's had eight major overhauls."

"Aside from the three major components, nothing on the outside is real."

The viewer is furious and can't believe it. How could his pure, untouchable dream girl be so disgraceful?

After a thorough investigation, her clever tricks and brazen lies successfully fool the viewer.

At the wedding, more than a dozen brothers who had fought in the same trenches raise their glasses to the viewer.

"I did it!"

"I did it a long time ago!"

"Let's do it again sometime!"

The synopsis doesn't do it justice. Read the story for yourself.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.