My Family Makes a Living by Robbing People!

After transmigrating to the world of Hanyan, Han Ge is showered with every luxury: he spends money until his hands ache, eats until his mouth goes numb, and is surrounded by so many beauties his legs go weak.

Grandpa: "Sweetie, are you happy today?"

Han Ge: "No. I've run out of money."

Grandpa: "Old Zhou, my grandson's out of money."

Steward Zhou: "City Lord, you've spent all your money too."

Grandpa: "Little Chen, hurry and find somewhere we haven't gone shopping yet."

Instructor Chen: "There's a Divine Cult. I've been watching it for days."

Grandpa: "Why are you watching it? What a waste of time. Let's go!"

Han Qiang: "Son, I've found you a few more fiancées."

Han Ge: "Damn it, just because you're afraid of your wife doesn't mean you should set your son up too."

Han Qiang: "They're all beauties."

Han Ge: "Dad, you guys! When are you coming back?"

Han Ge: "Xiao Cui, where's my wife?"

Xiao Cui: "Which one do you mean?"

Han Ge: "All of them."

Xiao Cui: "They're waiting at home."

Han Ge: "What! Quick! Let's get out of here!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.