I Can't Cultivate Qi, But My Body Is Strong!

One heroine, assassin, decisive and ruthless, invincible, free-spirited

This is the story of Han Ge and Yan Bing.

Han Ge can't absorb spiritual qi. All he can do each day is fish and daydream. The teachers at school turn a blind eye, and even the school leaders leave him alone.

Grandpa: I picked you up so you'd take care of me in my old age. Who told you to start living like a retiree before I did?

Han Ge: I can't cultivate, so what else am I supposed to do all day but goof around? How is that my fault?

Teacher: I know it's not your fault you can't learn. You've already done your best.

Han Ge: Thanks for understanding, Teacher. But could you stop praising me in class? It gets in the way of my low-key lifestyle.

School leader: Xiao Han, whether I can retire early and go home depends on you.

Han Ge: Don't worry! I'm the one who calls the shots in Shouyue City.

Yan Bing: Master, someone's bullying me.

Han Ge: Mm! You didn't...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.