Genshin Impact: I Split Open the Heavens with One Sword and Join the Group Chat

Name: Genshin Impact: I Split Open the Heavens with One Sword and Join the Group Chat
Author: Tonight, I Know Not Jin Xiao

原神：我，一剑开天门，加入群聊

by Tonight, I Know Not Jin Xiao (今宵不知金晓)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 57k Words
Genre: Sci-Fi & Gaming
Subgenre: Virtual MMORPG
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

Luo Fan transmigrated to Teyvat, and on his very first day there, he got into a fierce fight with the Sustainer of Heavenly Principles.

That day, all of Teyvat saw the peerless sword immortal who opened a door with one slash. Countless people flocked to see this legend, who could fight the gods with nothing but a sword and no Vision.

Just as he was planning to spend his days teaching Keqing swordplay, drinking coconut goat milk, and having Ganyu help him train, he was pulled into a mysterious ** chat.

Pirates: Shanks: "With you around, how did the vibe of this ** get so skewed!? I'm heartbroken."

Naruto: Kakashi: "You should ** those ** books now and pick the world's finest Make-Out Paradise!"

Elden Ring: Tarnished: "Destined Death is going cheap! First come, first served!"

Sekiro: Wolf: "...I'll be counting on you to sever immortality."

Genshin Impact: Lumine: "What the *, aren't you Luo Fan, the one who fought the Heavenly Principles back and forth and opened the heavens with a single sword strike!?" Paimon was stunned.

Everyone in the ** chat: "What the *, that's insane!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.