I Took the Blame, but Why Did They Still Come After Me?

My name is Liu Xiu, and I have devoted my life to taking the blame. My ultimate dream is to surpass a man named Shi Chen. It doesn't matter what the pot is, as long as it's big enough and dark enough, I'll take it all! Peeping on a fairy taking a shower? Don't ask, I did it. Lost the fairy Fatty? Don't ask, I did it too. The sect leader's daughter was poked? Don't ask, I did it. What? The sect leader's son was also pouted? That's what I did too! I will take the blame for things that others dare not take, and I will admit the things that others dare not admit! Remember, my name is Liu Xiu! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.