Me, the Old Guy Pretending to Be Dead for Fun at the Beginning

As a police officer of the Enforcement Bureau, Yao Tian encountered a tough boss on his first day at work. He spoke arrogantly: "You guys, save it, look at how expensive this table of food is, let alone eat it, have you seen it?" "Let's be clear, you and I are on the same level. Let me lead you. Not just any little fish or shrimp can be on an equal footing with me! Do you understand?" As soon as Yao Tian heard this, he was tired of hearing the same thing again. After a while, he was directly possessed by the drama spirit and began to pretend to be dead. Ding dong, congratulations on the successful host matching! The system distributes novice rewards! Give a random talent card! Master Guo, the top cross talk master! Talented, funny! "If you want to do this, then don't blame me for being rude!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.