You Were Told to Burn Joss Paper at the Grave, So Why'd You Burn a Nuclear Bomb?

During the Qingming season, rain falls in torrents. Su Wen, who had spent twenty years in seclusion doing research, could finally come out of his lab. First, he had to burn offerings for his teachers.

His teachers had passed on their knowledge to him, so he would burn the things they had dreamed of having.

For his nuclear science teacher, he would burn a miniature nuclear bomb.

For his armor and military engineering teacher, naturally, he would burn the latest main battle tank.

For his navigation teacher, he simply had to provide an aircraft carrier.

When the authorities realized something was wrong, they were completely dumbfounded. Had someone invaded? Or was some terrorist organization launching an attack?

Then they discovered it was a young man paying respects at his ancestors' graves?

When Su Wen burned a cutting-edge lithography machine with 0.1-nanometer precision for one of his teachers, he left a note: "Authorities, don't mind me. I'm really just here to burn paper offerings for Qingming."

Authorities: "?????"

"But could you first take down that space-based cannon orbiting Earth?!"

"And those swarm drones!"

"And that army of mechanical armor!!!"

"Are you insane? You call this burning offerings at a grave?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.